06/02/2017
She's five.

Words by

Zoe Beer

It was only a few days ago that Beyoncé dropped the pregnant-with-twins bombshell on the world, but already the littlest Carter is trying to steal her siblings' thunder.

News broke this week that the name 'Blue Ivy Carter' has been trademarked for cosmetics, leading everyone to the only conclusion that she’ll soon have her own beauty line.

Obviously, it could just be some serious forward planning on Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s end, which wouldn’t come as a shock seeing as they tried to trademark ‘Blue Ivy’ as soon as their daughter was born (not with much luck, FYI).

From the looks of the document, 'Blue Ivy Carter' is registered to basically everything under the sun, but the main category being fragrances and cosmetics.

Nothing like a 5-year-old getting a head start on their career to make you feel unaccomplished.

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