14/10/2015
Ready your cocktail dresses.

Words by

Veronica Stanford

Applications for The Bachelor Australia are now open, and quite frankly, if you are a single gal looking for love, then this is an opportunity too good to refuse.

Who doesn’t have 12 weeks, 50 thousand cocktail dresses and is comfortable enough to date the same guy as your 15 roommates?

Applications close on January 29, so that gives you plenty of time to come up with a nice little backstory that is reality TV-worthy.

Just think of the possibilities. If you are successful, you may end up in a career of participating in sub-par television shows such as I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and Dancing With The (B-grade) Stars.

Convinced? Sign up here.

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