What do you get the person that has everything/love cats? This, obviously.
To ensure every prospective sexual partner knows just how much of a crazy cat person you actually are, The Club of Odd Volumes has released a cat bed cover and pillowcase set.
Yes, a bed set splashed in life-size pictures of cats.
Closer analysis of this wondrous release shows some cats featured are cute, others are playful, and most have that chilling superior expression that cats always give me, like they know I'm allergic to their mere presence.
The set is made from 100 per cent thick cotton with a 300 thread count. Because just because you have a weird obsession with cats bordering on crazy, doesn't mean you'll skimp on quality.
Preorder both the bed cover and pillowcase set now and get a FREE cat tote bag. What a world we live in.