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Overheard: The most cringeworthy statements from MBFWA

Did she actually just say that?

It’s time once again to enjoy everyone’s favourite secret obsession: reading about all the salacious convos we overheard this year at MBFWA.

From during-show snickering to eating through eye contact, these are your peers in full flight. Or not. Probs not. Let’s pretend we don’t know them ok?

Girl 1: I think she’s more into herself than other people are into her.
Girl 2: So say the lack of photographers paying attention anyway.

Girl 1: There is a group of girls staring at me as I eat. They’re holding eye contact.
Girl 2: Maybe they feel they might absorb some nutrients.
Girl 1: I’m pretty sure you can’t eat through eye contact…

Girl 1: It’s actually pretty inconvenient that we have to work instead of fluffing about and getting day drunk.
Girl 2: So fucking inconvenient.

Girl 1: Does this guy have an iPad? What.
Girl 2: So retro.

Girl 1: This guy has a better blow dry than me.
Girl 2: His hair is better than my house.

Girl 1: I’d like to take this model to a steak dinner.
Girl 2: Because he’s so thin?
Girl 1: Nope, because I want steak. And a man.

[Model with fluro yellow gloves and a half face mask made of thread walks down the runway]
Girl 1: I was literally JUST saying where can I get fluro yellow gloves and a half face mask made of thread.
Like, we get it, you’re artsy.

Via @_thesecondrow

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