The 15 best songs to take you from zero to FAB-U-LOUS

The feeeeels.

Whether it’s stress at work, or there’s no bacon left for breakfast, we all need some choons to make us feel good once in a while. Following The 12 best songs you’ve completely forgotten about, here are the 15 best songs that take you from zero to FAB-U-LOUS in five seconds… 

And what you’re REALLY thinking while belting out these tunes…

1. Bad Girls – Donna Summer

Translation: I’m above all you peasants *eyeroll*.

2. Independent woman – Destiny’s Child

Translation: I can buy my own sh*t, but if you want to buy me something I won’t say no.

3.No Scrubs – TLC

Translation: Plz catcall me again so I can give you my number while you drive past. Maybe we can have a discussion about politics? *eyeroll*

4. Bossy – Kelis ft. Too $hort

Translation: It is no longer just my milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. I run sh*t. 

5. Flawless – Beyoncé ft. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Translation: I will pretend I woke up like this. God I wish I woke up like this. 

6. Bitch Better Have My Money – Rihanna

Translation: You owe me $4.80 for that coffee the other day #helpmeiampoor.

7. S&M – Rihanna

Translation: Rihanna says it in a song, so I can too.

8. Left Outside Alone – Anastacia

Translation: How I feel being left out of group plans.

9. Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani

Translation: I’ve tried going to the gym numerous times, but I can’t. I just can’t.

10. Glamorous – Fergie

Translation: Sex and The City COULD HAPPEN.

11. Survivor – Destiny’s Child ft. Da Brat

Translation: I would not last one day on ‘Survivor’.

12. SexyBack – Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland

Translation: God I hope the definition of sexy has changed since last time. Plz.

13. Man, I Feel Like a Woman – Shania Twain

Translation: Going out tonight. Feelin’ alright. Not gonna remember it tomorrow 🙂 oooh oh yeah.

Honourable mention also goes out to That Don’t Impress Me Much.

14. Crazy in Love – Beyoncé ft. Jay Z

Translation: Not in love, just crazy.

15. Drag Me Down – One Direction

Translation: I will eat an entire pizza and I don’t need your negativity.