I hate the way you clog my Facebook with dogs so impossibly lovely,
I hate the way you make me lonely,
And make me want to steal a puppy.
I hate the way I read your comments and get sucked into threads,
I hate it so much I steal my boyfriend's dog and lie on his puppy bed.
I hate your dog-obsessed weirdo members, and that one of them is me,
I hate it when stangers' dogs make me laugh, and that they are my reason to be.
I hate it when I want to adopt every puppy big and small,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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