13/10/2015
The feeeeels.

Words by

Naomi Hatton

Whether it's stress at work, or there's no bacon left for breakfast, we all need some choons to make us feel good once in a while. Following The 12 best songs you've completely forgotten about, here are the 15 best songs that take you from zero to FAB-U-LOUS in five seconds... 

And what you're REALLY thinking while belting out these tunes...

1. Bad Girls - Donna Summer

Translation: I'm above all you peasants *eyeroll*.

2. Independent woman - Destiny's Child

Translation: I can buy my own sh*t, but if you want to buy me something I won't say no.

3.No Scrubs - TLC

Translation: Plz catcall me again so I can give you my number while you drive past. Maybe we can have a discussion about politics? *eyeroll*

4. Bossy - Kelis ft. Too $hort

Translation: It is no longer just my milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. I run sh*t. 

5. Flawless - Beyoncé ft. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Translation: I will pretend I woke up like this. God I wish I woke up like this. 

6. Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna

Translation: You owe me $4.80 for that coffee the other day #helpmeiampoor.

7. S&M - Rihanna

Translation: Rihanna says it in a song, so I can too.

8. Left Outside Alone - Anastacia

Translation: How I feel being left out of group plans.

9. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Translation: I've tried going to the gym numerous times, but I can't. I just can't.

10. Glamorous - Fergie

Translation: Sex and The City COULD HAPPEN.

11. Survivor - Destiny's Child ft. Da Brat

Translation: I would not last one day on 'Survivor'.

12. SexyBack - Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland

Translation: God I hope the definition of sexy has changed since last time. Plz.

13. Man, I Feel Like a Woman - Shania Twain

Translation: Going out tonight. Feelin' alright. Not gonna remember it tomorrow :) oooh oh yeah.

Honourable mention also goes out to That Don't Impress Me Much.

14. Crazy in Love - Beyoncé ft. Jay Z

Translation: Not in love, just crazy.

15. Drag Me Down - One Direction

Translation: I will eat an entire pizza and I don't need your negativity.

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