A Crocs crossbody bag is here to ruin your life

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Just when you thought Crocs had terrorised your life enough, the formidable shoe has evolved into a new form.

Thanks to a collaboration between Crocs and Pizzaslime, you can now get your hands on an official Crocs crossbody bag.

You’ll find a zip in the place of the traditional footbed, and seven Crocs charms across the upper. The bag arrives in two limited-edition colourways (black and yellow) with only 25 of each colour available.

Completing the design is an adjustable belt strap, allowing you to wear your Crocs across your heart.

The collaboration is available here for around $414 a piece.

pizzaslime.com