How to dress like your favourite Arnott’s biscuits

Words by Maeve Kerr-Crowley

No desiccated coconut required.

Assorted creams. Family assorted. Classic assorted.

Arnott’s is all about assortment – mixing it up and keeping it interesting.

There’s a lot we can learn from these iconic Australian biccies. We could learn to be sweeter, to let the world see our gooey centres, or to fill the people around us with joy.

Or we could learn how to dress.

Yes, biscuit lovers, here is our guide to turning yourself into a vovo, a slice or a cream. Go forth and be delicious.

Tim Tam

Layered and inviting. Dunking yourself in hot tea not advised.

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Iced VoVos

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Scotch Finger

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Mint Slice

Get a little classy and take yourself out after dinner.

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Prada Printed Crepe Turtleneck
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Monte Carlo

Business on the outside, party on… the inside? You get the point.

Max Mara Wool Blazer
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Max Mara Pleated Wool Wide-leg Pants
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adidas Don’t Rest Alphaskin Sports Bra
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Personally, I’m allergic to ginger. But even I can acknowledge there’s something sexy about the stuff.

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Nanushka Chimo Vegan Leather Pants
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Lemon Crisp

It’s summer, after all. Be fresh, be tangy, be full of zest.

Baserange Vein Rib Tee
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Levi’s Ribcage Wide-leg Cropped Overalls
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