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These penis and vagina-shaped necklaces make for the perfect Christmas gift

Images via Musch Musch

Dick the halls.

If you went nuts about those phallus vases released earlier in the month, you may be interested in adding this selection of genitalia-shaped necklaces to your collection.

German brand Musch Musch (translation: Pussy Pussy, for those playing at home) stocks a range of handmade necklaces and keychains, shaped to look like penises, vaginas and breasts. There are shapes and sizes for all tastes, arriving in a variety of colours and finishes.

For the more sophisticated among us, a selection of gold and silver pieces may tickle your fancy, while those wishing to get in the festive spirit can flaunt penises decorated with Christmas hats and red bows.

Best of all, however, is a framed polymer clay ‘Dick Pic’ which would take pride of place in any home.

Shop the unique range online here.

muschmusch.com

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