Here’s every item in the ridiculous £20,000 Grammys gift bags

Image via @Beyonce
Story via Harper’s Bazaar.

Teleprompter training, circus classes, ear cleaners and over-the-phone psychic readings.

The Grammys have come and gone for another year, leaving us with plenty of style envy, excellent memes and disappointment over the number of trophies given to a slightly underwhelming album.

But it turns out winning gold gramophones and wearing outfits worth more than our cars is just not *extra* enough for society’s A-list. This year’s award show gift bags  – which were offered to performers and media – were worth over £20,000.

It’s a laughable amount when you consider what was actually inside: an ear cleaner, children’s book, and $100 UberEats voucher to name a few.

As if Queen Bey is going to bother with the wait for UberEats when she has a live-in chef.

Check out the whole list, courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar, below.

• Six Art Meets Art perfume samples inspired by songs including ‘Like a Virgin’ and ‘Sexual Healing’

• A Book of the Month Club subscription 

• Blush & Whimsy colour changing lipstick

Bulletproof Coffee products

• Carrie’d NYC customisable handbag straps 

• Ear cleaning device from Clear Ear

• Pinhole gum rejuvenation treatment by Dr. John Chao

The cookbook Cook Yourself Happy: The Danish Way

• A Cotton Canary “Live Uncaged” T-shirt

• A carboxytherapy treatment mask from CO2Lift by Lumisque

Crème of Nature Argan Oil hair care maintenance kit

• Children’s book, Curlee Girlee, which teaches girls to love their unique features

• A handbag poncho from Dear Rain

• The music game DropMix, which lets you create mixes of popular songs

• Emilie Heathe nail polish

• Evolved Science’s Ultimate Anti-Ageing IV Infusion

A gift card to any of the Fireman Hospitality Group restaurants in New York City

The Frey Clothing Care Kit

• A psychic reading over the phone from Go Beyond Here

A week at the Golden Door Spa in California

• A plant from GoodKarms

A year’s supply of Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum by Dr. Jane 360

• Weight loss supplements from Hydroxycut Organic

• A set of silk faux mink lashes from Inception of Beauty

• HD Loose Pigments and a Liquid Transformer from iSociety Cosmetics

• Family circus training from Le Petit Cirque

• Private mixology class from Liquor Lab in New York City

• Faux fur slap bracelets with #BuyACoatSaveAPuppy on it from Maison Atia

• A chocolate bar from Mraz Family Farms

• An issue of the trade magazine Music Connection

• M·Y·O magnetic make-up clutch

• A handheld steam inhaler from mypurmist Free

• A rechargeable wireless eye massager from Naipo

Nothing But the Fruit snack bites

• Nurse Gigi full face skin rejuvenation procedure

• Ocean Spray cranberry sangria and Craisins dried cranberries

• Old Spice Red grooming products

• A year-in-review special edition of People magazine

• Instant Mineral SPF45 finishing powder from Peter Thomas Roth Clinical Skincare

Purity Made Simple One-Step Facial Cleanser and Ultimate Miracle Worker eye treatment from Philosophy

• Russian Amber Oil shampoo from Prima Bella Luxury Products

• Quincy Herbals Skin Illuminating Vitamin C Serum with Hyaluronic Acid

• The self-help book Rule #1 Don’t Be #2 by Dan Milstein

• Protein bars from RxBar

• Sea salt soap from Salt & Stone Soap Company

• A 90-minute professional Teleprompter training session from Sena-Series Media Training

• A leave-in hair treatment and a facial wash and scrub from Shea Moisture

• A wi-fi pet feeder from Shop Modern Innovations

• A bottle of Southern Wicked Lemonade Moonshine, plus samples of their newest blend

• Nutritional supplements to protect hearing from Soundbites

• Materials from Thankful

• The Chico Bag from The Gentle Barn

• Jewelry from The Giving Keys

• A wellness box from The Lucky Box Club

• A $100 gift card for UberEats

• Quinoa peanut butter cups from Unreal Snacks Buy

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