Farewell Matt Preston, the most fashion-forward man on television
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Words by Sasha Gattermayr
Cravats out for Matt.
Think what you like of George Calombaris and his controversies, last night’s one-for-all-and-all-for-one triple resignation of all three Masterchef judges signals the end of a mighty era not just in Australian television, but Australian culture.
Most missed of all will be Matt Preston, the don of Cuban heels and three-piece suits.
With great flamboyance comes a tirade of conformist judgement from those too scared to stand out. He took the public ridicule and challenged it by clothing his larger-than-life figure in more daring and outlandish ensembles as the seasons climbed.
Sometimes garish and always over-the-top, over the years Preston has not shied his lavender tailcoats from such fashion faux pas as a Dickensian fob-watch chain, Dick van Dyke candy stripes, or leather butchers’ aprons. Somehow he made it work.
Freeway billboards across the nation will miss this decadent risk-taker.
Below are our top five Matt Preston moments over the last decade:
Beetlejuice Matt
I actually think Tim Burton and Matt would get along. Theatricality, costumes and a flair for the unexpected.
Casual Matt
This seaside get-up is notable mostly for the Birkenstocks and blinding sock tan. Who even makes suit shorts with a matching waistcoat?
Clueless Matt
Dress down? Ugh, as if!
Kitchen-floor Matt
This parquet number is disturbingly meta for the Masterchef kitchen.
Turkish Delight Matt
Quintessentially Preston: multicoloured plaid, pocket square, and a matching cravat. Probably co-ordinated to the theme of this week’s Mystery Box. God, he’s good.
Farewell, you fearless sartorial crusader. We salute you.