We’re nuts about these penis-shaped vases

For the prick in your life.

A penis-shaped vase is one way to spruce up your home.

Homewares brand Degoey Planet is launching a range of nine-inch decorative vases, which would be the perfect addition alongside your mum’s fine china collection.

In case you hadn’t noticed, each piece is inspired by the male body. Previous collections have included denture-shaped dishes, prawn cocktail goblets and breast-shaped planters.

If that wasn’t enough, the brand also produces its own line of hosiery, using various textures like latex, snake-print and velvet.

The phallus-shaped Homme collection is set to drop online on November 7.

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