All I want for Christmas is a vulva incense-holder

Incensed.

Anna Cuttriss is a Melbourne ceramicist whose signature style involves detailed clay vulvas.

Earlier in the year, she held a workshop teaching curious anatomy lovers how to make their own clay vulva cup. Now, she’s offering the chance to procure a matching set.

The new class involves crafting a clay incense holder, genitalia and all.

Over two and a half hours you’ll learn how to sculpt a 3D vulva, as well as the basics of pottery. All while enjoying open, supportive chat and an Aperol or two with your classmates.

The workshop will be held on January 11 in Fitzroy North. Spaces are limited, and booking online before midnight on December 15 will score you a discounted ticket.

There’s also the option of buying a pre-made vulva masterpiece – whether that’s an incense holder or cup – from Anna’s online store. Place your order by December 16 for standard shipping before Christmas, or by December 20 for express shipping.

annacuttriss.com