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Get your Dolly posters out of storage: the Jonas Brothers are getting back together

2006 lives on.

Grab your Motorola RAZR and SMS your bestie, the Jonas Brothers are supposedly reuniting like it’s bloody 2006.

Presumably aiming to capitalise on the gap in the market left by One Direction (?), the brothers Jonas will apparently return under the new and improved (??) moniker JONAS.

As reported by The Sun, the group had a secret meeting in London to plan the return (seems legit), which will entail new music, shows and even a documentary (clearly aiming to fill the hole left by Married to Jonas).

If you’re not 100 per cent convinced by those watery facts, then surely this quote from a reliable “music insider” will have you excited:

“This is going to be one of the biggest music reunions in years. It’s no secret that things weren’t great by the end of the Jonas Brothers, but blood is thicker than water and they’ve healed their rift in the years since the split. After enjoying solo music success and taking time to work on passion projects, they feel that now is the right time to get back together.”

My inner tween is Burnin’ Up with excitement.

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