A Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist dummy is up for sale on eBay

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Words by Nicole La Ruffa

Nailed it.

Thanks to movie franchises like Child’s Play and Annabelle, dolls have pretty much been ruled off as haunted killing machines.

Alarmingly, in the real world, someone has spawned a Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist dummy, and it’s going to fuel our nightmares.

The doll seems to capture the gist of Timothée’s features, like his prominent jaw bone and brown swept hair. And while it bears all the markings of the Call Me By Your Name actor, there seems to be something that’s just a little…off.

To capture that life-like appearance, the ventriloquist dummy comes dressed in a recreation of the Louis Vuitton ensemble Thimonthee wore to this year’s Golden Globes.

If you’re looking to get your hands on this terrifying figurine, you better cough up the funds. The Timothée Chalamet doll is being sold on eBay at a starting bid of $122,795 US dollars, which according to its seller, is ‘a very low price’.

The one-of-a-kind figurine may also be the answer to your present-giving dilemmas, making the ‘perfecting gift for any occasion, from baby shower to bar mitzvah’. Yikes.

You can head here to enter the bidding.


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