Is alcoholic mineral water the key to my hot girl summer?

The new Vodka Lime Soda.

I feel like health booze was not a subcategory of wellness I was expecting to materialise.

First, there was Naughty Booch and then there was an apparent underbelly of non-alcoholic alcohol that I had never even heard of.

And now, the heavens have sent us alcoholic mineral water. Far be it from my duty to knock the staple VLS from its perch, but perhaps the time has come for the summer nightclub staple to face a rival.

Somma Alcoholic Mineral Water is allegedly drawn from an extinct volcano in regional Victoria and comes in two different flavours: mint and cucumber, and watermelon and lime.

Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? It’s probably just late capitalism.


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