Merry Two-Months-Before-Christmas, have a Tiffany’s advent calendar

Words by Maeve Kerr-Crowley

Diamonds for breakfast.

If there’s someone in your life with big expectations and high-class taste, Tiffany & Co. has released an advent calendar to destroy all other advent calendars, and then call them poor.

Standing as tall as an average-sized child, the hand-illustrated recreation of the brand’s Fifth Avenue store holds 24 treat-filled boxes.

Of course, this is Tiffany & Co., so instead of cheap but tasty morsels of chocolate, you’ll find perfectly reasonable gifts like an 18k gold bracelet, diamond earrings and a sterling silver paper cup.

One blessed day in December, you’ll even open your little blue box to reveal the $695 harmonica of your dreams.

If you have a cool $164,000 lying around, you’ll have to act quickly. Only four of these mindblowing Capitalism Calendars are available worldwide, and we have no doubt there are more than a handful of people out there willing to pay the price.

For a full list of the calendar’s contents and very vague instructions on how to get your wealthy hands on one, head here.


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